Tuesday 12 June 2012

Shock as mistakenly non-sampled real music played on mainstream radio

Officials at Radio Bun yesterday were in uproar.
The press team issued a hasty release stating
“We acknowledge that our usual stringent quality procedures have been breached. How a track not on the official playlist made it to air we are not quite sure. However a full investigation has been launched and already a cleaner at the CBB has been sacked.”
“We wholeheartedly apologise to our dedicated listeners particularly those who reported headaches after trying to work out what program could have produced the strange percussion sound. It was in fact a drum.”

Music Moghul Diamond Powell (pictured left) said, “This is a disgrace. It’s like taking the industry back 50 years! Some budding artists tweeted me saying are we now expected to fork out for real instruments and lessons as well as an iphone!”

Michael Iced-Bun Jones (12) emailed us to say his Grandad had told him about the bad old days when becoming famous took years of hard work but he thought it was just one of his stories like them war tales. Kylie Green (14) said “We knew something was wrong when they stopped Big Brother. Thank God for Channel 5 perhaps they could takeover Radio Bun too and stop this ever happening again.”

So is this a genuine one-off mistake or a subversive attempt to return to the elitist days of old when only the golden few with talent could actually make it to the top in the music industry!
Your thoughts please….

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