Boy Bland insist - We’re Original!

Our new-music journalist, Rob Jogon, was blasted by TV lack-of-talent show losers ‘One Dimension’ for suggesting they weren’t very original. Runners up in the popular agricultural prat-search programme ‘Eggs Tractor’ insisted “We are original!”
Lead singer, Barry Silvikrin, said, “Every sample we’ve ever done is original…… to my knowledge.” It’s true to say the interview started badly and nearly ended before it began. But a clever combination of a promise of ice cream and the implied threat of the naughty step brought the guys back to the sofas.
The atmosphere was still tense as teen heart-throb Lee Fop questioned, “So if you had your way only people who played instruments and could write songs would get a recording contract then?”
“Yes”, Rob prodded.
Patrick O’Gel interjected at this point brining a calm and lilting viewpoint, “Aghh sure we can all hurl from the top of the ditch!” Which may have been a point well made.
Bobby Suks said, “Our songs speak for themselves! And sing for themselves too, thanks to Auto Tune.”
Rob could sense this was never going to end well so pushed a little further, “What do you say to people who say you’re like a broken record, the same thing constantly regurgitated?”
Bobby blasted, “I’d say you’re out of touch man. The kids love our stuff because it’s sick and ting! … A broken record what’s that anyway old man? I think you’ll find we’re like a broken MP free!”
The interview ended abruptly as the band stormed out lead by Barry shouting, “Stuff your ice cream!”
The last word went to the quiet unassuming Zak Wernotorlwyte who calmly said, “I thought I was the lead singer!”