Pensioners need to get a grip!

Jake Cox emailed a guest blog saying “Publish this Midnyte Hour if you dare – No corse u wont!”

We’re sick of old gits trying to be dope. When you reach 40 does the embarrassment chamber in your brain fall out?
Round at my bro’s Jamie’s house the uver day and we goes in the kitchen. His mum’s cooking or some such. Mixing some shizel in a bowl. My man Jamie says “Wot u doin Mam?”.
“Just blendin it,” she says.
“No you isn’t girl,” I told her, “Don’t embarrass yourself. Leave street talk to peeps under 90 man!”
Think she’s got that Oldtimers cos she just looked like she was mental, proper staring. I just left it.
It’s everywhere man! On Tuesday am at doctors and old guy in front me tells the woman, “I’m sick.”
“No you freakin isn’t man. Yous 90 if u a day! You wearing dad pants and your laces is tied!” – Guess what – Mental stare again.
Sick of oldies banging on about old bands n that. If it wasn’t for JXL nobody would know who the hell Elvis is!
Final straw man – Comes home tonight Dad’s cooking, ipod blaring out. Only playing theme from Call of Duty – Gimme Shelter! Dropped his ipod in his curry. Told him “Just leave new sounds to us… right? Let’s not talk about it again K?”
Poor sod he’s only 42 and he’s got mental stare too!